b] the #1 most wonderful, marvelous, loved, cleansed, STD-free, virginal, jew-loving, non-stripping character in all of Auntjemimaville with a winning personality and natural hair
Jacques Earnhardt, Jr: Doesn't that get a tad messy?
Alexandria Fife Sneaker: That's the best part. Panqueque syrup all over, oh yum!
b] Oh look here comes that panqueque! Curtsy to your panqueque, young lad, or thou shalt be thrown into the chokey!
Some guy: Ew. I like waffles.