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anus pankle 

When you don't wipe your ass well enough and it gets crusty, itchy, and all together uncomfortable.
Ah man, I shit and then had to run out real fast, now i have a really severe anus pankle
anus pankle by ChrisKnight December 9, 2008
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An rubber handle infused with nano-silver that prevents bacteria from growing on the hand - and also improves hand grip.

It's mostly used as any a protective peripheral (subway poles, restrooms, gym equipment, bicycle handles), except it's convenient, portable, and incredibly snug.
(noun) "No way I'm riding those disgusting subway cars without a Pandle."
(verb) "Jessie started using Pandle on her bike commute - you never know if those citibike handles are cleaned properly."
Pandle by happy handle January 13, 2015

Pangkles 

The wonderfully painful yet pleasurable act of modifying your body to fit the shape and size of a single pringle, then inserting yourself into a can full of them.
Juan: "Hey, wanna go for a good game of pangkles?"
Brian: "Nah, last time I tried that I got stuck in a sour cream pringles can for 6 days."
Pangkles by schmeckledorf'd December 21, 2016

pankeri dileri 

maja, lucija, ivona, elena, ana
mi smo pankeri dileri
pankeri dileri by pankerdilerana January 25, 2021

pinklepuff

A man eating pink puffball.
Can be used instead of 'jerk' or 'annoying'.
"Don't be such a pinklepuff."
Or "This is so pinklepuffy!"
pinklepuff by lkgo April 23, 2014

Parklebrity 

A resident of the super-chic Park Cities area of Dallas, Texas that is famous among locals in Highland Park and University Park.
It's hard to get a coffee date with Carol since she became a Parklebrity.