Panicked Gay 

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.

“Hey are you gay”
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.

Panicked Gay by hiimsad April 2, 2019

panicked donkey

Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.

Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.

Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!

panicked donkey by BayAreaBlondie March 15, 2008

Panicked Gay 

A guy that has the name Steven. Jealous of a guy with the name abe. Really into someone with the name maxwell. Who is super white and skinny.

Guy: "Whoah look at him he's defilently a panicked gay"

Panicked Gay by Wanmin February 1, 2019

Panicked Cop Look

The very quick and panicked look around that someone does while driving, after breaking a traffic law (running a red light, running a stop sign, etc.) to make sure that no cops were there to see it.

Bobby: Dude, you just ran a stop sign
Carl: S***! *does a Panicked Cop Look* Okay, no cops saw me, i think were good!

Panicked Cop Look by Christopher Brolumbus August 13, 2010

Panicked gay 

Kim Hongjoong from Ateez.

San: Hongjoong, you're all tiny and scary till a man tries to kiss you. Then you're all tiny and panicked.

Seonghwa: Oh! I can confirm.
Hongjoong: Wtf???????
San: You're a panicked gay.
Hongjoong: This discussion is NOT happening.

Panicked gay by pewpewatiny November 2, 2020

Pit Panicked 

A person feeling like they have so much panic inside of them that it could fill a pit.

Being panicked over something, overly anxious.

Dude 1: Woah man, chill out
Dude 2: I can't bro, I'm just pit panicked right now

Pit Panicked by kurrishten November 5, 2012

Snow Panicker 

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.

Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.

Snow Panicker by Kalisiin January 9, 2011