Pandiculating

Although other creatures, including humans, do this, cats give the best demonstration of this phenomenon. When you see a cat stretch itself to its full length, all four limbs and tail extended, accompanied by a huge yawn, that is pandiculating.

“Susie was pandiculating in the office earlier, fell off her chair and ended up with her skirt up round her ears.”
“Interesting, sorry I missed it.”

Pandiculating by AKACroatalin January 18, 2017

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation 

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.

I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation by Yokes April 7, 2005

Pandiculation 

This is what happens when you wake up in the morning and stretch. As you stretch, your muscles might go rigid for a short time, which can sometimes be uncomfortable. It also describes that wonderful, or terrible, combination of being extremely sleepy, stretching and yawning at the same time.

I had a massive pandiculation yesterday.

Pandiculation by i hate ur dream stan July 17, 2020

Pandiculation 

The act of stretching and yawning simultaneously

Person 1: *Yawns and stretches at the same time*
Person 2: You know what you're doing?
Person 1: Yawning and stretching?
Person 2: Wrong
Person 1: So... what then?
Person 2: Is called pandiculation

Pandiculation by Don'tKnowMeMyself July 14, 2011

Pandiculating

Dramatic yawning which often includes the extension of the arms. (Sounds, dirty, but is not)

Jerry was pandiculating as he awoke from his slumber.

Pandiculating by Joel Amos December 20, 2010

Particulatesticles 

A friendly and modest definition for having "small balls" or "miniature nuts".

Son: "Hey mom!"
Mother: "Yes?"
Son: "Is it normal to have little nuts?"
Mother: "Yes dear, you have what they call particulatesticles."
Son: "K, thanks!"

Particulatesticles by iTim12 November 6, 2010

Pandiculation Rape

When you've raped so many people many times that its contagious.

Moe Lester: Dude, my balls can't handle this shit anymore. I penetrated, cummed, raped, and molested so many woman that my son rapes people now. The last time I saw my son was he walked on me fucking a girl when he was 8.
Joe Lester: Damn, thats pandiculation rape. You sound just like my father, I also raped a bunch of fine gals that it went down to my son.
Moe Lester: Ah. That's real nice.

Pandiculation Rape by CartelRRP November 23, 2018