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Trash Panderer 

Noun;

-An individual of a marginalized demographic (PoC, LGBTQ, etc) who espouses views that are antithetical to the character, societal harmony, and well-being of their own demographic for the purposes of profit.

-An individual who espouses views that traditional adversaries of their own race, religion, ethnic origin, sexual orientation or identity, gender, or other cultural disposition, agree with and react by in some way compensating the individual either directly or indirectly.

- An individual who seeks profit by compromising their own demographic, specifically using media and networking.

Etymological/Cultural note: "Trash Panda" is a linguistic reference to a raccoon, due to the observation that raccoons invade trash containers looking for food, and they are somewhat 'panda' like. "Trash Panderer" was deliberately constructed to reflect a racial epithet that is currently being used by people of the Black community to describe black people who espouse an anti-black narrative for profit.
-"Candy Orrins is a straight coon ho!"
"Yeah, that trash-pandering b*tch is pulling down cash by stomping on us."

- "Mike Massaw, black man turned white-trash panderer..."

- "He's telling homophobes that gay men are child molesters. That makes him a hypocrite and a trash-panderer."

- "Conservatives love a trash panderer to come along and tell them they're 'Totally Not Racist™', they love hearing a black woman tell them that."
Trash Panderer by BsBuzzsaw August 16, 2020
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Devine panderer 

No he's regurgitating Teal Swan talking points. I mean, he's literally- Wait! I'll put it this way: He is to Teal Swan what you are to Kevin Samuels. He's adopted the Tean Swan intersexual relationship propositional ethic.
Hym "Oh, yeah that 'devine panderer' is just a Teal Swan derivative. Some guy said she's a cult leader. She kind of SEEMS like a cult leader... But, you know, if none of the religions are correct than they're all technically cults."
Devine panderer by Hym Iam January 15, 2024

Pandelerium 

A combination of "pandemonium" and "delirium"

The term was coined by Jeff Foxworthy.
Redneck woman: "It was pandelerium! I thought we'd be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in time to see the chicken's coop go right over our roof! All I could think was, Caroline still has my casserole dish!"
Pandelerium by Balderdash March 16, 2007

puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
puddle ponderer by jubezz October 30, 2010

panderverse 

An "alternate" universe where favorite characters have been horribly mutilated via gender- and/or race-swapping, intended to pander to the "woke" crowd.
They replace the Tin Woodsman with Ms. Stainless Steel Woodswoman? This isn't Oz, this is the PANDERVERSE!
panderverse by Maschinenmensch November 2, 2023

Cock Ponderer 

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.
Cock Ponderer by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

pandelerious 

when everyone except you is seeing something that for all you know is not really there
Group: Jack, how are you not seeing this dinosaur?
Jack:I really have no clue what all of you are talking about
Group: Well clearly you must be pandelerious
pandelerious by lack of cheese November 8, 2010