| 1. | South Park | ||
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probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan. (south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda)
Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…" Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here! Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool. Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker. Cartman: What did you call me? Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker. Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment! Petey: Uh-oh. Stan: What? Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money. Petey: That's right, he can. Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker! Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him! Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda." |
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| 2. | moontard | ||
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a. A moon faced retard. or b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon. first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on' hiya mate, you look like a moontard. do you wanna suck my dad's dick?
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| 3. | shibbi | ||
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A person whose life is comprised of abstract thoughts and failures, especially with the opposite sex. These characters usually have minimal logic and real friends and with a tendency to attract douchebags, tryhards and those alike. Physically, they are ugly, unfit, with a very flat nose and glasses, commonly also described as a panda. As previously noted Shibbis have an abstract thought process in which their primal need it to look cool and satisfy their ego, this is often expressed in the form of card tricks, electronic drum games, playing the piano and talk about street cars. Their secondary needs are attention and pity, this is more commonly achieved by bitching and crying that others often beat him in games, tests, exams and life despite extensive study and practice. Shibbis will often find life to be a journey where the end goal is to reach awesomess or anything near so, where as in reality their life is a mist; he is a lost soul ironically searching for respect which he has none for himself. "He got rejected by her for like the third time.
why does he bother, seriously, she hates him he's just shibbi..." |
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| 4. | The Curse of the Pandas | ||
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A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries. The Curse of the Pandas
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| 5. | rocket power | ||
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a bunch of kids who call people shooby I mean what the fuck is that they say lamo and squid they are possers who kick their dad raymoondo in the nutz and laugh then there's a fat assed man who likes to eat ribs by the billions his anme is mister booba oh wait I mean tito and his dumb ass cahonase faced nefou keeony the squid is a fat woman who can't get a tan and then there's mister stimpltin the only cool guy in the show even though he's a rapest and he rapes the squid all day adn theirs the kid twister a total imagrant and a brother named lars who sucks fuck and then his friend who can't talk and the panda kid squids mother is an overprotective fucktart then there's the life guard wad he is a milatary fuck and likes to fuck ducks all day then there's the princess of the nether world total fuckhead with his straight jacket powers he will become mental then theres regies to friedns trish the one who looks like a fucking man and sherey the tom boy ass I've said enough now fuck off rocket power fuckin' sucks fuckin' cunt fucking suck nades dick ass wad
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| 6. | panda express | ||
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Sells the worst chinese food ever. Found in mall food courts. "I'm hungry as hell, let's eat some chinese food"
"ok, but not panda express, they suck" |
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| 7. | South Park | ||
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probably the best show on tv. anyone who doesn't like south park probably goes home and fucks their mom at night. airs on comedy central and upn. main characters are cartman, kyle, kenny, and stan. south park episode 306: sexual harassment panda
Petey the sexual harassment panda: "…Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make…" Stan: Ogh, dude, get me out of here! Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool. Stan: You would think that, you little ass-sucker. Cartman: What did you call me? Stan: An ass-sucker. It means you suck ass. You see an ass, you suck it. You're an ass-sucker. Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment! Petey: Uh-oh. Stan: What? Cartman: You have… sexually harassed me for the last time! It says right here… that now I can sue you and take all of your money. Petey: That's right, he can. Stan: No you can't, you little ass-sucker! Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him! Petey: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda." |
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