Shitty Pancras 

Matt's cat. She's small, she's white, she's retarded. Known for psychotic behavior, extreme idiocy, and clumsiness. Smells like poo. Often yellow when dirty. Avoid ass at all costs.

I had to lock Shitty Pancras out of the room because her yellow butt smelled.

Shitty Pancras by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004

pandcrastinate

verb, pand·cras·ti·nat·ed, pand·cras·ti·nat·ing.

Delaying or putting off a necessary task and using the Covid-19 pandemic or its transformative effects on normal existence as the excuse. This is especially appropriate when the effects of the pandemic have absolutely no bearing on the avoided activity. Pandcrastination.

Skipping laundry for a week because you have nowhere to go during the pandemic is one thing but letting your apartment devolve into a crack den while you binge watch Cheers is just pandcrastination.

To tell your professor you didn't finish your assignment because of Covid-19 but could drive 50 miles to the nearest Pizza Hut that's still open is an example of the word pandcrastinate.

pandcrastinate by jes nemo May 8, 2020

Pancoasted 

The effect one encounters after hanging out or being around a pancoast. The effect may include but is not limited to being extremely hungover, missing work (especially if it’s during daytime hours), recklessly spending all of your money, become noticeably agitated with significant other, extreme thirst, and/or waking up in someone else’s house.

I went to my child’s wrestling match with a pancoast, and before I knew it i got pancoasted

Pancoasted by Dehydratedsoup69 May 26, 2018

Pancoast

The most prestigious, coolest, and sexiest last name ever. Anyone with this last name is basically a king/queen and you should be honored to be in their presence.

There goes King/Queen Pancoast..... here ye, here ye.

Pancoast by NeoMatt15 November 17, 2011

pawcrastinate

When you need to get some things done but a pet gets in your lap or requires attention causing you to delay or not complete your task.

I was going to work on some homework but my cat jumped in my lap causing me to pawcrastinate.

pawcrastinate by Laileina October 31, 2017

pancreas

n.- Quite possibly the laziest and most rebellious of all the organs. Tends to stop working for no apparent reason.

Damn you pancreas and your diabetes-causing ways!

pancreas by doombuggy September 17, 2010

pancreas

The pancreas breaks down sugars,fats and carbohydrates. It's stupid because it quit on me. DIE PANCREAS DIE!

That pancreas is a bastard.

pancreas by Ally July 19, 2004