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3.
A turd of unmentionable force or weight. The kind of thing that smashes any porcelain in it's flight path from your arse. Usually followed by a soaking of your Rusty Sheriff's Badge from the water that lies beneath.
1. Daaaaamn, that mother was a real pancracker.
2. Oh man, my feet are wet, I must have cracked the pan with that one.
by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
 
1.
A turd so large and dense it literally cracks the pan on impact.
You cant use that toilette, I just done a pancracker!
by spudlicker September 22, 2006
 
2.
Big Dump that cracks the bog
crikey, give it a minute - that was a pan cracker!
by deadwood August 01, 2003