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Palmisery 

The nickname given to the small town of Palmyra NY by the locals
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Palmisery.
Palmisery by >^..^< February 6, 2009
One who specializes in hand jobs.
"Dude, I am so stressed out right now. I think i need to go see a palmist"

"I could sure use a visit from palmala handerson "
palmist by Sammiepete October 8, 2013

palmistry 

a state of reading ones lines in the palm to discover a true character of person and any future trends. a reliable method for discovering also their strengths and weaknesses and inherit abilities at birth and how they apply them to present. everyone has different lines in the hand and they change as the person evolves.
experts can read and understand palmistry
palmistry by sajtion March 15, 2012

Palmiter 

An Intern. One that works during the summer in order to complete college credits. Often fantasizes about working at said location in the future.
Somebody call Palmiter, this coffee is getting cold.
Palmiter by The Skenz August 6, 2008

Gary Pallister Toast 

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife
Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast
Gary Pallister Toast by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
1. What Sleepy Joe Biden said instead of 'psalmist'

2. What the majority of users here who sit around all day writing and reading definitions (speaking from experience) probably are.
1. I can't believe Sleepy Joe Biden said 'palmist' instead of 'psalmist', what a fucking idiot he needs to be in a home somewhere.

2. I used to be a palmist but now I have a steady girlfriend.
Palmist by Icy Wyte June 20, 2022