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First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.
City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.
by snoopdoggg August 21, 2007
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