crystal palarse

a football team located in saaf london.
simon jordan- you'll recognize him as the bloke who has a striking resemblance to a tangerine- is the chairman.
lost to the mighty brighton 1-0.
that is all.

Brighton fan - we beat the scum 1-0
Roberto - que?
Brighton fan - crystal palarse, we beat them 1-0

crystal palarse by Reg Inald November 8, 2007

Paharse 

The word 'Paharse' is already well known in Australia and New Zealand, and is beginning to gain an underground following in remote parts of the United Kingdom, so it would be good to get some clarity on its definition as well as its etymology on record.

Paharse is a derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bellend. The word is derived from when a person’s sphincter makes a soft, airy 'pah' noise as opposed to a standard tight fart sound whilst breaking wind - insinuating that the Paharse has a loose anus.

Synonyms: knobhead, dickhead, twat etc.

Oh my god, Alex is being such a Paharse today!

Paharse by nobjockey101 March 2, 2021

Pelarse el pipe 

sacarse el pajaro y hacer que una mujer lo toque o lo agarre.

haber me pelo el pipe mami

Pelarse el pipe by blackdude August 5, 2003

palargenutonory

good night

"hey chang, "palargenutonory.""

palargenutonory by tylertopia September 30, 2003

palase 

One who has a cock that resembles a tuna can

My poor friend Brian has a Palase cock.

palase by Byanks May 9, 2018

pelarse 

when someone (male or female) dates (or has sex with) many people at the same time, not caring about the seriousness of the relationship.

You know, my sister likes to pelarse, she's a whore.

pelarse by ChoroDan November 3, 2021

Plarse

The hottest part of a sparkler

Don’t touch the plarse. It will burn your fingers.

Plarse by MotherOfMandos July 12, 2022