pontification 

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.

There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

pontification by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006

painticipation 

The brief stretch of time between the instant you hurt yourself, and the instant actually feel the pain. During painticipation, you know you've hurt yourself and you are anticipating the arrival of the pain.

I stubbed my toe on the foot of the table and bit my lip during painticipation to prepare for the pain.

painticipation by Sev Z March 13, 2009

Pansification

Pansification |pan-zi-fih-kay-shun|

noun

the act of bringing something to a lower level in spite of its reverence. I.e. simplifying something regardless of how awesome it already is.

Rooted from the word pansy.

The Twilight "Saga" partakes in the pansification of both Vampires and Werewolves alike.

Pansification by The Masked Writer November 30, 2010

plantification 

This is alot like personification, however, other than portraying objects as humans, they are portrayed as plants

'In this poem the poet uses plantification as she compares human life to the growth of a plant'

plantification by hannah gillard November 12, 2004

paninification 

The process of cooking any object as a panini, thus turning it into a panini.

"Why does your baguette look flat and burnt dude?"
"Paninification"

paninification by frak February 4, 2007

plantification 

The biological processes underlying the spiritual experience of normabotinacity.

The plantification started in the cells of his bones.

plantification by Ferugualatin May 5, 2008

paratification 

The replacement of a parent by the child in a supportive way

Paratification is what my brother did by taken the role of my absent father on him

paratification by MoStipulate April 5, 2023