A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.
That TLC special on painted babies always creeps me out

Woa, check out that painted baby in Little Miss Sunshine, what a freak!
by Sue Pirnova November 6, 2008
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A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat
Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.
by Keandog6699 October 30, 2020
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a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.
by ianimo May 1, 2016
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