A coloqiualism indicating a hightened state of inebriation, intoxication or any other debilitaing state resulting from inbibing excess amounts of alcohol. See wrecked
Dude, last night I woke up in a skip filled with mousetraps and shoelaces. We must have got totally painted.
Person 1: Glasses?
Person 2: Check
1: Various intoxicating liquors?
1: Right, let's get painted
Person 1: Ayy bro you think Sammi over there is fine?
Person 2: Yeah, bro she's painted.
When a gay man expels himself during sexual intercourse.
That bitch painted my wood last night.
Don't sleep with him, he paints ALL the kids.
When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.
I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.