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three-point check 

1)Self-examination performed after getting into an accident, usually sports-related. Examiner ensures that both testicles and penis are still in proper positions and in working order.

2)Self-examination performed by Jews to ensure they still have their three most prized posessions-their money, their glasses and their genetalia. Often remembered by the diddy "checkbook, spectacles, testacles."
"Dude, I just wiped out bad."
"Did you do a three-point check?"
"Yeah, I passed."

"Oi vay, I just took a nasty fall, better do a three-point check."

Pain check 

Instead of a rain check the chronically ill can have a pain check wherever needed
I am hurting today but I’ll definitely take a pain check on lunch.
Pain check by Aligned August 17, 2023

The Check Point Paradox

When playing a video game that uses checkpoints instead of normal saves, you pass the check point before a boss or tough group of monsters, with your character's health less than 25%. The monsters promptly destroy your character making you re-spawn at the last check point with still minimal health and no way to turn back without starting a new save or finding a glitch. This happens to many gamers and causes frustration about the inability to advance further into the storyline.
(guy 1) Yo can I borrow your gameboy to play some Final Fantasy?

(guy 2) Naw I'm stuck in The Check Point Paradox!

4-Point Pants Check

The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet, and Ipod) when you're surrounded by people you're scared of or you're in a place your unfamiliar with.
When my cousin took me to the east side of town, I did the 4-Point Pants Check at least once a minute.

west point weapons check 

while attending west point, accidentally sitting on your M-16
"hey ben, watch out for your...oooo, that's gotta hurt"

urban dictionary check point 

greetings urban dictionary user ....................................................................................................................
you have reached the urban dictionary check point
take a break from the low iq of urban dictionary or all of the sex just wait at the urban dictionary check point