(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.
Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!
by Dylan January 10, 2005
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What happens when you reach into the blender to dislodge a stuck icecube without unplugging it first.
Life has pain.
by Rashaka January 15, 2004
Nature's way of reminding you just how good something felt before it started hurting.
My shoulder is in pain!
by Thayleal January 09, 2006
An unpleasant sensation resulting from exposure to a stimulus that elicits a synaptic response in a pain receptor.
A stab in the foot will evoke a great deal of pain.
by Count Violin December 18, 2005
That unpleasent feeling you get when you see a beautiful, intelligent, and all-around genuine woman holding hands with some trendy douchebait and his cell phone
Hey, is that Tammy over there dancing with Josh?
by Modern Day Othello May 28, 2005
Weakness leaving the body.
A bit of pain never hurt anyone. If you know what I mean?
by Insanity the Mouse May 06, 2004
Something very humorous when it happens to others
Sucks to be you! You grandmother got run over by an 18 wheeler!
by Korhend October 30, 2003