Somewhat similar to the twap, the Ultimate Pimpflick involes a backhand strike that recoils at the last moment before impact, like cracking a whip with the first two knuckles of each finger, causing ultimate furious stinging to any exposed flesh struck.
Trust me, it hurts like hell.
NB - Recommended targets are the shoulder muscle, back of leg,groin, or nipple.
Dunn: Yeah, it sucks...
Johnny: Your MOM sucks!
Dunn: My mum died last month...
Johnny: ... <awkward> ...
Dunn: So you know you deserve this, right?
Johnny: OK... Please dude...
Johnny: ARRRGH! MY NIPPLE! GOD HELP ME, MY NIPPLE!!!
Ultimate Pimpflick is vengeance incarnate.
Those people who laugh at your pain on a daily basis.
Girl: That souless bitch! God, she's so cruel.
Girl 2: Meaghan?
The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
A condition which occurs during the time of a female's period; characterized by frequent yelling and Tylenol usage
OMG! I have such a fire uterus, give me some Tylenol!!!!
The meanest and dumbest piece of trailer trash to ever slither on the Earth; A skank whose name could not be more appropriate because every thing she says is a lie; A "woman" whose sole purpose in life is to cause drama, pain and misery; One who thinks she is beautiful but has been mistaken for an ugly man; A Harpy bitch; Evil incarnate.
My ex is a total Lida. She called my new GF and told her we was still screwin'. I hate that bitch."