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1.
pai
the cutest thing in the world
"You are such a pai"
"No u! :D"
by maggai March 09, 2008
 
2.
Pai
The evil, most despicable thing in the universe. Whenever you see the Pai you must yell: "WAT DA FAQ," "FAK YU PAI," and "GTFO NEWBI PAI >:L"
Arch-nemesis of DuhPinuhtBuhduhr and is currently trying to take over the universe.
<Pai> hai
<guy1> NU
<guy1> FAK YU PAI
<guy1> >:L
<Pai> </3
by Haieferiwan July 19, 2013
 
3.
pai
Ladies man - smooth and chilling
Every lady wants a piece of the Pai
by joester August 06, 2004
 
4.
Pai
Portuguese for 'father'.
O pai, começa-me uma soda.
by Hellish November 13, 2004
 
5.
Pai
A person is often referred to as "Pai" when they are being stupid, or when they ask an obvious question.

Derived from MCPVP's Legend Of Pai.
Noob: Guys, what does the X button do?
Troll: Pai
Troll 2: Pai
Noob: You guys are Pai....
by Avalon Kensig October 18, 2013
 
6.
Pai
Another spelling of the word 'Pie'
omg t3h pai
by Kuroneko August 09, 2003
 
7.
Pai
1.) The inability to imbibe all contents of any type of thin/viscous fluid without spilling on ones cloths at least once a day.

2.) another word for Asberger's Syndrome
(excessive use of the phrase "cool beans")
1. Oh no, you just Pai'd all over yourself!

2. You must forgive my friend, he has a mild case of Pai.
by Brian Gaston June 23, 2008