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a pahoehoe is the creepy guy at parties who mixes drinks togther and stares at you ALLL NIGHT you may call him a creeper
the guy frm the starburst thingy is most likelty a pahoehoe

"jess check it out look at tht pahoehoe over there in the corner staring at us"

jess "i know and why the hell is he mixing our drinks toghther?????"
by CHAZ& TACO!! June 12, 2007
Sexual Move: A person who has had pancakes put on their booty and then maple syrup poured all over to make a concoction that resembles lava erupting from a volcano.
"damn homie i went to pahoehoe that girl but she flipped over before i poured the syrup on her."
by Manny Ginobilli February 27, 2008
Another name for a poor hooker
girllll, you're a pahoehoe!
by Brett Morgan Howie September 18, 2007
A person who is hot and knows it; although this arrogance should be unatrractive, it actually just makes him/her more attractive (based on the Hawaiian word for the hottest type of lava)
"He may be a pahoehoe, but at least he's not pinner."
by Jessica Johnson February 17, 2008
A Hawaiian term forlava that has a smooth or ropy surface.

Pronounced Pa-hoey-hoey
Dude, that lava is pahoehoe! Wait till I tell my mom!
by Sam January 11, 2005
A person who is hot and knows it; although this arrogance should be unatrractive, it actually just makes him/her more attractive (based on the Hawaiian word for the hottest type of lava)
"He may be a pahoehoe, but at least he's not pinner."
by Jessica Johnson February 17, 2008
At the moment of climax during heterosexual copulation, the male ejaculates no more than 1 3/8 inches into the females vaginal orifice distal (the opening). When the male's ejaculate begins to exit the vaginal opening, the male inserts "Pop Rocks" into is oral cavity and then proceeds to insert his lingua (aka tongue) between the female’s labia. The result is an explosion of fun for the couple to enjoy and reminisce about for years to come. The female gets to pretend she is a 'soda jerk' for a few moments as carbonation spews from her 'hu-ha'. For the male, this response provides him with a sense of arousal and accomplishment as this reminds him of the volcano he created in science class; furthermore the taste is of creamy "Pop Rocks" soda, salmon, with a touch of spunk creating a party in his mouth and everyone's invited.1

1. Pop Rocks. Pop Rocks. Website. Accessed July 30, 2015.
The gentleman suitor screamed in spewed man milk in the trailer queen's cupid box, he quickly grasped the box of Pop Rocks from the old purple wafer board bedside table, knocking over the cans of beer. Jethro then tipped the box to his lips and poured the sweet carbonated treat into his mouth. Before swallowing the sizzling candy, he bends down and inserts his tongue between her labia and produces a creamy frothy mixture of vajinal mucus, male spackle, and sugary fruity candy. "Oooooh" she squeals in delight; “Pahoehoe?” she asks. "Pahoehoe", he answers with his muffled voice muted by her muffin. "What? I can't understand you with your tongue in my box", says she. He raises his head and responds annoyingly "Pahoehoe! Can you hear me now? Are you deaf woman?" "I thought so, you cheeky devil" she laughed with delight. (Her laughter met with silence. "Jethro, did you hear me?” Lorlene asked. She looked and Jethro was asleep, his gin-induced drunken face resting on her pelvic pubic bush; mouth drooling in pahoehoe like sloppy white frosting on a muffin. The sizzle of Pop-Rocks was all she heard...

Nine months later, Lorlene and Jethro had a child with a Swiss cheese head.
by Dr. Blue O'Girthy August 31, 2015

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