1.) Noun: A Page is a 16 or 17 year old High School Junior from any district around the country who is selectively appointed by his or her Member to work in the U.S. House of Representatives or the Senate and to live and go to school on Capitol Hill.

House and Senate Pages can serve in the Fall (September-January) and Spring (Febrary-June) sessions, or for a short term during the Summer.

Pages have worked in Congress from the very first session, held in 1800 in Washington DC. Pages are responsible for many duties including a full-time job running documents, flags, filing bills, giving directions, ringing bells, documenting, collecting statements from Members, printing vote tallies, answering phones in the Republican and Democratic Cloakrooms, and working in the Speaker of the House's Office, as well as attending the U.S. Page school in the mornings. House Pages attend school in the attic level of the Jefferson Building of the Library of Congress, while Senate Pages live and go to school in another dorm building on Capitol Hill.

2.) Noun: Someone or something that suffers from severe sleep deprivation due to lack of sleep.

3.) Adjective: (Page-ly); Well behaved on the House floor, Righteous, Upright, signs back in from lunch on time. Does not get Demerits; NOT involved in sexual scandal and/or unethical political behavior.
A PAGE was walking up First Street with a navy blue blazer, grey pants, and a hideous red, white, and blue tie.

PAGES get mauled by homeless men on acid trips while riding the DC metro.

"Get off the Members Only elevator you stupid PAGE!!!"

Your eyes are so sunk in that you look like a PAGE.

Miss Haigler looks UNPAGELY in that skanky skirt.

What's the difference between Congress and the Library of Congress???
---In the Library of Congress you can't lick the PAGES.

Sleeping with that Congressman was soooo UNPAGELY of you!
by Cheergurl07 November 19, 2006

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An adorable guy who has an awesome taste in music and is so sweet and loving to his girlfriend but dont ever ever get on his bad side
1:you know that guy page?
2:yeah hes so cool
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- an awesome name
- the name page means animal lover, who will fight for what she believes in
- Tend to like cheese, animals, cheese, and roller coasters .....and cheese
Page Rules.
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noun ~ Good ole fashioned U.S. Currency; Often used in a slang situation where the words "Money", or "Cash" would be commonly used.
I meeting a guy that wants to buy my car, but if he doesn't peel the pages, he's not getting the car, capice' ?
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A group of extrordinarally beautiful girls that will be best friends forever!
paschal, acosta, guarnes, enriquez
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1. First name of the Phish keyboard player Page McConnell. Early Phish recordings show that Page was the best, only to be overtaken by Trey soon after. Has an excellent voice (Wading in the Velvet Sea) and is exceptional on keyboards. His new band is called Vida Blue.
2. The last name of Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page.
Page broke down during Wading in the Velvet Sea at Coventry.
by Zachée Elliée September 05, 2005

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A guy April loves. A guy April misses alot, more then the world knows, or even him.
Who does April want to marry someday? Oh Page you say?
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A slutty hoe who thinks shes better than everyone else, thinks shes tough, and in other words is a skunt.
People: Oh i know i hate that girl shes such a Page!
Me: Yeah, sadly i know the type,
People: Ew gross.
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