A pagan yap is one who gets crunk off of a toke of fosters.
A pagan yap is one who become lean off one shot of otto.
A pagan yap accuses you of rape and then skets around.
A pagan yap is a yap, unwanted by the dons of south central UK.
Pagan yap: 'BLACKBERRY!!! Tara gave me a handjob at butlins erhdgerfhjerfgbrftr'
Olly: 'Fucking skat.'