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"Yo, dat Maxima is paf bro"
"Dafuq is paf?"
"Pimp as fuck, muthafucka!"
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Pleasant as Fuck (P.A.F.)

A slang word that originated and is used heavily in SoCal (Southern California)
Man, this place is PAF.

Damn dude the beach is PAF
by champion4290 October 20, 2009
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I found a video of her paf'ing, it's pretty good.
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Pissed As Fuck
Acronym used when someone is extremely mad. Usually used in social communication. Ex. texting, instant messaging, email, facebook, myspace, twitter, ect.
-text message conversation-

boy #1: I'm PAF because she stood me up for the 3rd time last night!

boy #2: bro, forget her, she's a damn hoochie.
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Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*
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Female masturbation, derived from the word 'fap' to describe male masturbation.
I caught Jen paffing in the girl's bathroom!
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Ken: Party at Fender's!
Chris: I second that motion.
Fender: Nope. /cry
Joe: Fender is a tool.
Pienta: I third that motion and move to strike Fender.
Allen: I breathe like Darth Vader.

Fender: Where did Ken go?
Ken: HERE I AM.
Pienta: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE.
Chris: PARTY AT FENDER'S
Joe: I'll bring the pot and we'll get high and watch chalkzone.
Allen: I'm goofy. *breathes like Darth Vader*
by IAMSODOT May 04, 2005
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