Paedos in Speedos

Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance

'Jesus Mildrid, sale the kids out to that rock. There's a pride of Paedos in Speedos over there'.

Paedos in Speedos by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008

Paedo Sheen 

The moisture that appears on the brow of most kiddie fiddlers

Bob: are you positive that Barry touches kids.
Tom: For sure, there can be no doubt, look at the sweat on his brow, definite paedo Sheen

Paedo Sheen by Mrwicked77 May 9, 2020

Urban Paedo

When middle aged men go on holiday to children's theme parks

Sean is 40 and went to Disney World for 2 weeks... What a perfect place to hide for an Urban Paedo

Urban Paedo by Real Samsons Lifters May 22, 2019

pedosexual 

not real, make believe, bullshit.
just pedophilia.

Lauren: "What is your sexual identity Mark?"
Mark: "Im a pedosexual"
Lauren: "No, you fucking dipshit. You're just a pedophile, you fuck children, and should be publicly hanged."

pedosexual by godthemself June 24, 2018

Pedosexual 

A made-up sexual orientation in which the person is attracted to underage kids. It's OK to be straight. Or gay. Or bi. However, you are a fucking lunatic if you are pedosexual.

Pedo: Hi I'm a pedosexual.
Any sane human being: Ew tf.
FBI: OPEN UP!

Pedosexual by DabasaurusOfficial69 February 20, 2019

Pedosexual 

Creeps who say theyre LGBTQ+ as an excuse to commit pedophillia

Jim: I identify as a a Pedosexual

Tom: Well heck you then.

Pedosexual by SrSleepy August 4, 2018

Pedosexual 

A nonexistent "sexuality" that pedophiles are trying to use to justify molesting kids. New flash guys. Age is not a gender/sex. Pedophilia is a mental illness, where being lgbtqa+ isn't. Thank you, have a nice day.

Susie: mister, what's your sexuality?
Bob: I'm a pedosexual!
Susie: YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! GET YOUR DICK OUT OF THAT BABIES MOUTH!

Pedosexual by Jesus the holy spirit May 15, 2019