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parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture
Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?
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Parisian Ridgeback

The most common version of European men. Are very skinny and wear speedos. Can be seen on the beach usually with other Ridgebacks and can be spottede by their signature trademark; a prominent spine.

Parisian sweet roll 

Visitors to Paris finding their beds full of sugar - beware! An hour before, in your hotel room, sordid events occurred. The practice of sugar coated genitals and haute cuisine.
Sorry sir, the continental breakfast does not include a Parisian sweet roll, but we could order one in for you from the shop next door.
Patrisia! Its not Patricia, but she is one talented person. You are lucky to find her, she cares for you and more than anymore else. Don't complain about her spelling, complain about her kindness.
Look! Its Patrisia, the queen.
Patrisia by Vspprae March 15, 2021
being in a constant state of romance at all times
"charisma worx -only- on weak women, parisma worx on all"
parisma by kelamist January 3, 2019

Parisian sweet roll 

most commonly refers to blowing one's load into a fresh hot croissant after being brought to climax by sugar-sweetened dick sucking, then presenting said croissant to your partner for consumption.
The Parisian sweet roll, a technique perfected in the court of Emporer Napolean which, in it's time, brought even the little general to his knees, is practiced today by only the most traditional courtesans.
Patrisia is a french name. It’s pretty rare so if you ever meet a girl named Patrisia then you must be very lucky.

Patrisia is very delicate and angelic. Be careful what you say to her because she’s very sensible too. Patrisia means elegance and she is also funny and veeery cute!

You will probably fall in love with her because of her mind. She’s smart and magical. Once you meet her you’ll always think about her. The only bad this about Patrisia is that she steals hearts and then breaks them.
Patrisia is my sister’s name.

I met this girl named Patrisia.
Patrisia by geminivibes October 13, 2019