padlocked

Pilot slang. Being unable to take one's eyes off a target(enemy aircraft, escort package or some fine lady in a bar) for fear one will not be able to find it again.

Billy : ''Hey Johny, come and watch the game with us over here''
Johny: ''No way dude, I padlocked Ginger''

Gordon: ''Padlocked bogey, requesting protocol CHICANE''

padlocked by goldenb0y February 23, 2008

paddock basher 

A crappy, beat up old car that is only used around a farm. usually not for work purposes, instead is used by the teenagers or kids of the farm to do skids in and totally destroy the car inside out. if you crash you paddock basher, its no big deal

City Slicker: hey bro can we do some skids in the paddock basher?

Farming teen: Sure, wanna use the toyota corolla or the mazda 323?

paddock basher by mr bog December 8, 2010

padackles 

The real-life broyay of actors Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, who play Sam and Dean Winchester on Supernatural; indicating highly homosocial and potentially homoerotic love between the two men, often exhibited in the form of Jared climbing Jensen like a tree.

The hotness of Padackles at the CW Upfronts was overwhelming - those boys couldn't keep their hands off each other!

padackles by Rose Ganymede April 21, 2008

padonkadonk

a massively large and/or fine piece o' bootay

MMmmmmm man that bitch got her some padonkadonk!

padonkadonk by P-Biddy April 26, 2004

to have a roo loose in the top paddock 

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".

To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.

to have a roo loose in the top paddock by MrKapper July 10, 2006

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock by aenema August 16, 2003

padlocking 

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012