paddledick 

A boner so hard that it can be used to play ping pong.

"That guy is playing without pants!"
"Yeah, he is dominating the competition with his paddledick."

paddledick by Ayysnax March 25, 2014

padlet

Generic term for non manufacturer specific hand held touch screen tablet computer that is larger in size than a phone.

I.E. Not iOS or Android specific, free from categorisation of an iPad or a Tablet.

Dude, I'm struggling to read this micro text without a microscope on my tiny phone screen... Can you pass me the padlet?

padlet by TheRealBabs May 14, 2020

palled 

*verb* pronounced paul-d

1. To completely own someone, in every aspect possible.
2. To consistently prove someone wrong time and time again.
3. Complete and utter humiliation of an opponent who does not understand when he/she is wrong.
4. To mean 10 times great of ownage that moded

1. Milo: "Dude, the Romertionary is as legit as the Urban Dictionary.
Kerp: "Damn, Conner just got palled!"

2. Text message "I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
3. Milo: Wow, I can't believe I just got that text. He got palled.

palled by The Tang Bang Crew May 15, 2008

Ron Pauled

Described as when a seemingly weaker opponent, with whom few people seem to agree with, expresses a valid argument which cannot be easily disagreed with.

To be Ron Pauled or to Ron Paul another.

Bearing similarities to Rick Rolled.

I got Ron Pauled hard after I said that we need to keep our fiat money system the way it is.

Ron Pauled by world stuff August 6, 2008

Pauled out 

Pauled out - to be extremely intoxicated on any substance.

I got Pauled out last night .
I was way to Pauled out .

Pauled out by Freebands7 July 12, 2017

Chris Pauled 

When your stats and swag are look legit but exit the playoffs every year in the second round and don't win shit

Damn "Chris Pauled" again gotta get some character and personality quit relying on superficial shit so I can win.

Chris Pauled by spinjay210 May 18, 2017

Pink Padded Penis Wallet 

A woman's vagina; the place where a man likes to store his most precious possession.

Sarah has the best pink padded penis wallet even, total security!

Pink Padded Penis Wallet by MJGeezy August 27, 2009