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a videogame controller Hand me the other paddle.
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verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass. i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw!
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anonymous
Sep 7, 2003
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A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them. We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.
Ya dude that would be totally badass. |
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a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt. Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"
Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell." Guy 1: "Shit." |
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A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever. The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles.
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A code word used by parents said to their children, really meaning that they are going to a couple's anal sex orgy for a few hours. Mom: Me and Daddy are going to paddle tonight, well be back at 11!
Spencer: Ok Mom have fun! I hope you win! |
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noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.
verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly. Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!
Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar. |
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