Jared padalecki 

A Jared padalecki is a rare species of

half moose half Hansome god. You will see him mostly eating candy. He is secretly 5. He loves put prechewed gum on people's countertops so check him at the door. He delicate so protect him at all times. If you want to summon him you will need the following.

1. 2 cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato don't forget I repeat don't forget the mustart or it won't work

2. An nintendo switch or any type

3. Candy and about 3 pounds of it

4. His bff Jensen

Complete this steps and you can summon you a Jared padalecki

PS. Don't loose his shoe it makes him sad

That girl is being a Jared padalecki eating all that candy

Jared padalecki by Padalecki's army June 15, 2018

Jared Padalecki 

A very sexy actor with a nice body on him.
He was born July 19, 1982 in San Antonio, Texas.

He played Dean Forester in Gilmore Girls, Wade in House of Wax, Clay Miller in Friday the 13th, and more importantly, he plays Sam Winchester in Supernatural which comes on the CW on Fridays.

Girl 1: What are you watching?
Girl 2: Supernatural.
Girl 1: It looks creepy
Girl 2: No shit, it's about demons and the apocalypse
Girl 1: Then why are you watching it.
Girl 2: Okay, you see that long haired one?
Girl 1: Mhmm, he's hot.
Girl 2: His name is Jared Padalecki, HE'S why I'm watching this.
Girl 1: Dude, did he just take off his shirt?
Girl 2: GEEZUS!! *dies*

Jared Padalecki by TurboJetNinjaKitteh March 16, 2011

The Padalecki Limit 

The breaking point in which a heterosexual male will contemplate and initiate sexual intercourse with another man based on attractiveness. See: Jared Padalecki

"Gay male couple kisses furiously in front of on lookers."

Jacob: Eww, gross!
Zach: Dude, quit being such a homophobic swine!
Jacob: Take that back! I would totally have sex with another guy.
Zach: What???
"Sighs wistfully while looking at a hot pic of J Pad on his phone."
Jacob: As long as he meets The Padalecki Limit.

The Padalecki Limit by C. P. Wiggins III March 30, 2016

Jared Padalecki 

A species of moose.

Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...

Jared Padalecki by corksoakerr March 11, 2011

Padangle 

A surfers slang term used to define the point where the surfer is paddling diagonally to ride the wave. First derived from two words 'Paddle' and 'Angle' as the surfer is paddling on an angle in conjuction with the wave to get to a point where the surfer can then ride the wave.

Padangle is a word used mostly in Australia, Sydney around the Northern Beaches. Word is also shortened and said to Padang, Pang and Pangle as this is easier to say.

Adams: "How do i get on the wave properly?"
Todd: "You need to Padangle to pick up your speed."

Padangle by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006

jared padalecki 

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

jared padalecki by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019

padangle 

to wiggle the excess poo of your butox

i took a shit and had to padangle buecause there was poo on my bum

padangle by ryan icee16 February 23, 2009