Is an illegal border hoping mexican, who travels from house to house living under kitchens sinks. He is an overall nice character, and can be a true friend. He makes the best banging omelets ever, is there for you when your down. He has your front when your getting busy, and always has the best schwee. Some people find him imaginary, others find him just down right the best mexican ever. 3pe for life.
Im hungover, will Paco-taco make me an omelet?