Packamole 

Packamole;

A Packamole is a common genetic disorder, prevalent in almost 75% of humans as it is the dominant allele in a mutation of chromosome 1, the largest, withholding 9% of the total DNA in human cells. This, somewhat harmless, disorder can permutate into various diverging genetic pathways, some of these include:
• The BJ lips packamole
• The Crater-face packamole
• The Hemiplegic unit packamole
• The Fivehead/Orange-face packamoles
• The Sheep-shag packamole
• The Female packamole( -very rare permutation )
• The Orange-gut packamole( -mutation of orange face packamole )
• The Small packamole
• The Big Blondemole

These are but a few examples of the many different archetypes of the packamole disorder. But there is one variety of packamole, the packamole to rule them all...

BUCKTOOTH PACKAMOLE LIPS

This is the first packamole to ever have existed, patient zero of the genetic mutation. And possibly the most dangerous to themselves or to others, as when this species are close to other humans, their genetic structure alters them, and they mutate into a new form of packamole. This may also be affecting the DNA of other animal species near, but more tests must be made in order to acquire a conclusive result.

The symptoms of the packamole disorder need not be explained as we all surely know them by heart.

(This definition has been validated by genetics expert senõr yoda, all facts/figures are 100% accurate)

Date:
18/11/2018

"Ahhh you're a bucktooth Packamole aren't you?"
"shutup, you Packamole!"
"No, im not a Packamole, you calling me a Packamole means that you are actually the Packamole"

Packamole by FLETCHH November 19, 2018

packmuling 

When an inebriated member of the opposite gender is desired for sexual intercourse, place the hand loops of a general plastic bag around the curvature of the ears so as to resemble a packmule. This an efficient manner to avoid mess and heighten pleasure.

John: Yo dude that chick is so hot but she is booting everywhere.
Leoul: Yo dude thats cool, just use packmuling.

packmuling by 1059 May 1, 2011

Packmule 

A person who kills all fun whatsoever and is extremely sensitive to all types of insulte towards them, big or small. They're basically a cross between a buzz kill and a bitch. They also overuse every single joke ever made.

"Hey, packmule, what's up?"
"GOD DAMN IT STOP CALLING ME A PACKMULE!!!"
This is the sensitivity part

"Hahaha, my dog can do a trick."
"My dog has cancer."
BUZZKILL

Whoop that trick becomes a popular saying. A packmule says it at least 10 times per minute and makes it completely not fun in anywhere from 6 to 16 days.

Packmule by I freakin' rock November 14, 2006

packmule 

1. A mule of the pack.

2. A reliable peson that gives you packmule rides. Feed them oats every 5 hours.

I fed my packmule her oats for the day.

packmule by Cecile August 14, 2003

packmuling 

sticking stuff in someone's vagina and then putting a penis in it

guy #1: DUDE DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO BRODY'S GIRLFRIEND
guy #2: Yeah, she had to get Xmas ornaments surgically removed from her uterus, they were packmuling hard

packmuling by essieeeeeeeeeee September 7, 2009