Packaged Air 

A packet of Doritos or similar snack foods where up to half of the packet is filled with air, Packaged Air generally leaves the buyer feeling extremely ripped off.

"Hey Evan, care for a bag of packaged air?"

Packaged Air by SpaceD Ace March 5, 2006

Packaged Cake 

A cake (usually of the birthday/party variety) that has come into contact with male genitalia.

That bitch pissed me off, so for her birthday I gave her a packaged cake.

Packaged Cake by the_tmo_rebirth February 13, 2006

packaged meat 

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat

“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”

packaged meat by ow169459 January 27, 2019

Packaged Meat 

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

Packaged Meat by Jake possum May 7, 2015

packaged warfood 

Army rations especially the food that is served and eaten during war time.

We need to be thankful for packaged warfood!

packaged warfood by Type2GenomeManiac June 8, 2017

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted 

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted by Zupalan January 9, 2019

Pre-packaged deal

When someone has a close friend or significant other they simply can not hang without. It's hard to invite just one without upsetting either of the two.

Person1: "Hey man, want to invite Chris to the casino with us?"

Person2:"He probably won't enjoy himself if Jacob isn't invited too. They're a pre-packaged deal".

Pre-packaged deal by skwz April 10, 2012