An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.

the complete and utter hatred of a person, igonoring someone to the point were they basically dont exist. extracting someone from your everyday life and just not speaking to them at all, this can go on for a long time and can last about 8 months.

the study of chelseaing some one. when u say uve been chelsead its the greater understanding of ignoring someone and it helps u realease any tension in ur mind, it also helps you ignore a person that is a constant problem or ignorance in ur life. the study of situautions like this are very detailed and they can last for 8 months until u are fully fluent in chelseatology