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thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper
Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.
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Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way
Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail
Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011
A P.A.B is an abbreviation for a PAB which is short for Punk Ass Bastard. After years of use, the acronym PAB evolved into PABSTER.
What an idiot, that guy is such a Pabster !
Pabster by Jeni767 August 3, 2008

Pabsturbation 

The act of delivering untold pleasures to one's self through the art of cracking a Pabst.
Pabsturbation can be performed alone or in groups.

Smashing Pasty 

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty
I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!
Smashing Pasty by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

Gash Pasty 

A vagina that has been in disuse for a number of years; personal hygiene has always been a bit of a grey area for the owner of the Gash Pasty. The flaky outside, combined with with a not-so delicious greasy, meaty filling resembles a pasty. Of course, not all pasties smell like rancid cheese.
Tim: That was the worst gash pasty i've ever eaten out. From now on, I'm vegetarian.
Gash Pasty by Matt_Owen September 1, 2005