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P.U.M.A. 

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Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.
THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!
P.U.M.A. by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017
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𝘀 𝗮 𝗽 𝗻 𝘂 𝗽 𝘂 𝗮 𝘀 • B.U.P.A. • S.U.P.A.T.H. • F.U.P.A. Fuck • F.U.P.A.H • F.U.P.a H (Fupah) • W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude) • A.P.U.D. • U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon • I.L.U.B.I.K.I.H.U.A.B.O.P.A.I.S.

P.U.M.A 

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Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.
That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA
P.U.M.A by Ian July 19, 2004
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Penis Up My Ass
guy: heyy wanna catch a movie?
girl: nahh i'd rather have your P.U.M.A
guy: ok
P.U.M.A by giggles22 June 23, 2009
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P.U.Y.A. 

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(Pineapple Up Your Ass) Slang word meaning the divine art of inserting a (mainly pineapple) fruit and/or vegetable into one's anus. This trend spreading across the globe has been the cause to the shortage in pineapple worldwide.
"Hey bro I got a fresh supply in today, i thought we'd treat ourselves to a little kiwi after our pineapple"

"P.U.Y.A. party? Count me in!"
P.U.Y.A. by Tidesss November 11, 2011
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P.U.M.A 

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Pants up my arse
Always happens in a awkward moment, ie, standing in a queue, in a important meeting, chatting to people. When you pants have ridden up your bottom crack, that you feel like screaming.

''I would love to stay and chat with you but i have a slight P.U.M.A problem to deal with first''
P.U.M.A by Hilly B July 4, 2008
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P.U.M.A 

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Pussy Under My Ass
I had P.U.M.A but then it started to bleed
P.U.M.A by Adam71 April 2, 2014
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