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the Latin word for pain.

It is at times pronounced the same as the English word penis, but can also be pronounced with the œ pronounced as the E in BED.
libera animas omnium fidelium defunctorum de pœnis inferni et de profundo lacu. Libera eas de ore leonis
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the latin word for pain. also pœnis.
de poenis inferni et de profundo lacu
by Metall August 27, 2006
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This is what happens when someone attempts to say the word "Penis" but has fat fingers and mess up resulting in this typo.
MasterGiby: Oh yeah? Well you can just suck a big fat poenis!
mEZEE: he absolutely loves "TEH POENIS"
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