| 1. | P-Nut | ||
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Not to be confused with that kid P-Nut, I am talking about the bassist for 311. P-Nut has been a long time friend to members of the band & has a style that is all his own. He plays Warwick bass guitars (and now amps) and has 3 signature models, and also plays some stock models made by the company. His signature models are close to the Streamer lines, and do not forget his use of the five string bass. His playing style is unique because he can bust his ass on slap/solo stuff but then steps back into the pocket and lays down some of the best grooves I have heard. From the early demo's even to Uplifter, I can say that I am most impressed with P-Nut in how original he is & still is pushing as a musician. He started learning some upright bass awhile back and is always trying to create new sounds and riffs that stay true to his sound. That might sound cliche but he really plays his parts in a way different way than most bassists from the early 90s and on. Don't start with the Flea comparison, 311 and RHCP are way different. Funk vs Reggae? come on... He is my biggest inspiration (been playing for 7yrs now....f***) and was caught by the police un-clothed so they used the "311" police code, resulting in the band name...or so I have heard. Check out his bass lines, youtube videos, and pick up some of your old 311 records if you have any. "When we're on the road P-Nut rolls it up, throw me a joint on stage what's up" Offbeat Bare Ass//311
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| 2. | P-nut | ||
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One of the most talented bass players of the last 2 decades. He grew up in Omaha, Nebraska and is in the band 311. He plays a warwick bass, and can play anything and then some. P-nut, beat that thang!
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| 3. | The Honey Nut Scooter | ||
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There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity. "Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"
"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night." |
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| 4. | Double Nut Split | ||
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When you stick one testacle into a girls ass, and one into their vagina. "John gave Sally a Double Nut Split, and I dont mean the ice cream"
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| 5. | Nut Rock | ||
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A person of simple intelligence liable to idiocy; a cretin. And then some nut rock started monging all over me and I had to get the hell out of there.
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| 6. | Magnum P.I. | ||
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When a man is having anal sex with his partner and decides not to "pull-out". He nuts in her butt and then with his finger gets some of the "nut" and gives her a "Tom Selleck-type" mustache, you know...A Magnum PI Yo, last night I was banging your girl in her ass and she asked to look like Magnum P.I., so I helped her out.
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| 7. | ass nut butter | ||
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it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"
"really did you shuve it in her ass" "hell yah" :P |
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