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1.
The Father of Metal.

Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely missing. Once the lead vocalist for Black Sabbath, Ozzy (real name John) is world famous for his immense talent. And yes, his music kicks ASS, even more so than Metallica, which says a LOT.
*"Metalhead" listening to Slipknot* "I don't think I like metal anymore."

*I pass him The Ozzman Cometh and Ozzmosis*

*"Metalhead"* "Ah, this is how it's supposed to be done."
by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 24, 2004
 
15.
1. Any person that whores themself out to anybody/anything that gives them money.
2. Another term for "washed up"
3. Another term for "drug addict"
4. When something goes from fun to disturbing.
1. Mark: Hey, you know that Lisa chick? She's a whore; she's so ozzy osbourne!
2. Ozzy Osbourne is Ozzy Osbourne.
3. Mark: Hey! Bum! Stop being such an Ozzy and get a job!
4. Mark: I had a job at Disneyland. It went to ozzy really fast.
by good music rules May 19, 2005
 
16.
The man who helped birth heavy metal, reshaped the musical landscape of the world, but was too drugged up to notice.

He didn't so much do drugs as majored in them, and got tenure.

And before you click on thumbs down I love the Ozzman and would totally give him my kidneys (he'll probably be needing those soon with everything he's put in his system).
"I've been fakking doing what for the past 40 years? Fakking sweet."
-Ozzy Osbourne
by Sam is a Dick March 25, 2007
 
17.
Not a bad band, but is usually liked by idiots who will never graduate highschool.
failure 1:Dude, Ozzy Osbourne kicks ass!
failure 2:Ozzy kicks major ass!
me:You guys suck ass!
by Greg B September 17, 2005
 
18.
one of the greatest metal artists of all time, now degraded by most modern music
person 1: Do you like metal music?
person 2: I do but I don't like Ozzy Osbourne.
person 1: so you don't like metal music?
by TheScar September 25, 2014