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12.
When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!
O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!
by Fuckin'Retards April 26, 2010
 
1.
The part of the female genitalia that is comprised of the clit and the genital lips. When the lips have been parted, the lady's anatomy is quite like the appearance of an oyster.
Wow! Did you see the oyster on that chick in the movie? She had very large lips. And her oyster was very, very moist!
by The C MONSter August 18, 2007
 
2.
The mother of a pearl. They are found in salt-water bodies.
I found a precious pearl in an oyster.
by Sandy Jane February 19, 2008
 
3.
a seafood. Studies have proven that oysters contain a rare acid that 'makes you horny' by stimulating sex hormones
oysters should be in your sex lifes' diet!
by wakalakalover45 March 26, 2005
 
4.
Oyster is London’s travel smartcard. You can put your Travelcard or Bus Pass season ticket on it, add travel value (cash) to pay as you go or have a combination of both.

Oyster cards are also reusable. This means that when your ticket expires you can buy another on the same Oyster card, and when your travel value (cash) runs out, you can just top it up.
I used my Oyster to get to work today.
by TintinHerge July 19, 2006
 
5.
1. a glob of phlem

2. a blob of semen

3. the female genitals

(from the fact that these things are often slimy like an oyster)
an oyster sat on the middle of sidewalk, much to their disgust.
by The Return of Light Joker January 01, 2010
 
6.
another name for the drug oxycotin
jordan gave me great oysters!!
by Parli Skwad February 01, 2008
 
7.
1. Raw sea food.

2. Pussy.(of the female body)

3. Vagina.
Yoo Mikey sonn we need some
good ol' oysters tonight sonn son.

foorizzle we gotta do work
and eat some oysters upp sonn;]
by ThePussyGobbler May 07, 2009