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glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills. oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!
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Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other. Examples of an oxymoron:
Microsoft Works United Nations Political Correctness Linux Complete Music Television (MTV) Living Dead Artificial Reality Rap Music |
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Two words that contradict each other. AOL High-Speed
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Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings. Examples:
McDonald's Big N' Tasty Microsoft Works Rap Music Jumbo Shrimp Plastic Glasses Peace Force Good Grief Personal Computer Random Order THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK More Oxymorons at www.oxymoronlist.com |
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A combination of contridictory words Military Intelligence
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A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other. Forced democracy
military intelligence healthy tan free trade black gold peacemaker missile peace officer just war amicable divorce |
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A contradiction in terms. Contrary to what some people will tell you, from Limerick to Florida, it does NOT mean a stupid ox. Derived instead from the Greek words oxy (sharp) and moros (dull). Examples of oxymorons:
sunny night military intelligence compassionate conservative ethical landlord honest politician open-minded altie Christian Democrat to appear invisible deafening silence friendly fire charm offensive civil war |
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An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead. "Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."
"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's." |
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