Two words that contradict each other.
Two words that conflict with each other. Two words which do not agree with each other.
Examples of an oxymoron:
Music Television (MTV)
Two words or phrases with extreme opposite meanings.
McDonald's Big N' Tasty
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A combination of contridictory words
A two word phrase in which the words ironically contradict each other.
An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.
"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."
"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
A contradiction in terms. Contrary to what some people will tell you, from Limerick to Florida, it does NOT mean a stupid ox. Derived instead from the Greek words oxy (sharp) and moros (dull).
Examples of oxymorons:
to appear invisible