A contradiction in terms. Contrary to what some people will tell you, from Limerick
, it does NOT mean a stupid ox
. Derived instead from the Greek
words oxy (sharp
) and moros (dull
Examples of oxymorons:
to appear invisible
The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin
A person who is addicted to oxycontin
, therefore making them a retard
Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...
An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.
"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."
"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."
Conflicting words put together
It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.
Nice ex wife/husband.
What Billy Mays called everyone that bought his products.
Billy Mays: I hope those oxymorons are gullible enough to buy the next piece of shit I'm pushing.
Someone too dumb too inhale.
"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."