Oxterful

Old slang from the Isle of Man meaning an armful. It’s not used much nowadays but it refers to the amount of wood for the fire, packages, that you can carry under, or with, one arm.

Open the door I’ve got a double oxterful of wood for the fire.

Oxterful by AKACroatalin January 10, 2017

Oxtercock 

To tie up with hands and feet stretched wide apart.

Handcuffs seemed like a fun idea till he oxtercocked me to the bed with several pairs.

Oxtercock by Wendy Benways July 27, 2009

Optirectomy 

A surgical procedure that detaches the optic nerves from the rectum so you won't have a shitty outlook on life.

"Tom is in serious need of an optirectomy."

Optirectomy by LeeC November 27, 2006

Optirectalitus 

It's what you Say when someone has a shitty out look on life

That man has optirectalitus

Optirectalitus by Tazzin June 4, 2016

optirectomy 

A medical procedure that cuts the nerve cord that runs from the optic nerve to the rectum. This is intended to eliminate one's shitty outlook on life.

A pessimist can be said to have need of an optirectomy.

optirectomy by lumberjim January 20, 2009

oxteir 

the definition of just better

Im Oxteir

oxteir by Oxteir February 18, 2021

oxter 

armpit

a standard english word, not slang, which could and should be used widely

Be sure to wash under your oxters boys.

Shite, your kit smells like a squally oxter.

oxter by mandingoe June 8, 2004