oxidized brass instrument 

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone

Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

oxidized brass instrument by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019

oxidized 

the state of being dissolved, as in sugar(energetic, tired, asleep, and awake all at the same time due to the effects of oxycodon or from a combination of oxys and other mind enhancers, i.e. blow, trees, drink, glass, k, and in some very courageous but rare cases, x beans.)

she wondered how i got her off 12 times without sploogin, i told her i was oxidized.

she asked why i havent blinked or moved in about 4 hours. 20 min. (possibly up to 4 hours) later, i very slowly turn to her and say "oxidized." so she put on a porno and gave me head.

a large anvil fell on my head. i just fired up a blunt and said "man that was some shit, lucky i was oxidized."

oxidized by zjizzle December 22, 2007

gently oxidize 

Originally a chemistry term for a chemical change, it has been misconstrued to now mean anything.

Father (looking at son's destroyed treehouse): well son, you completely gently oxidized that up.

Son: Gently Oxidize you dad!

gently oxidize by mattimeo310 March 31, 2009