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78. owned
This is what Taow did to you. And no, you're not getting your stuff back.
Blue team clicked here and saw this, they got owned.
by {Bohica} Mar 10, 2004 add a video
79. Owned
To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.
"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch"
"Fuck you"
by Calamity Oct 2, 2003 add a video
80. Owned
When a situation commands that one person or thing has taken charge and shown total control of the transpiring event.
Caitlin thought she took control of the sexual encounter of the dead guy, but little did she know that the one in charge was in fact, the old man. Later, she finds out that she fucked the dead guy.. hence her (as of now) smirk of being a sexual dynamo will soon come back to "OWN" her.
by Jeff Chabotte Jun 6, 2003 add a video
81. Owned
To be beaten; To be hit, or smacked.
Synonym,Stiff

You have been OWNED
by Damon Mar 31, 2003 add a video
82. Owned
when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.
Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.
83. owned
Word used by geek to proov themself they are cool.
Geek: ROFL I owned this bitch on WoW!
84. owned
To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.
"Dude you pissed on my couch!"

"yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"
by Nasdaf Jun 30, 2004 add a video
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