1.To have something in your possession.
2.To beat someone in a game in a manner that displays a much greater level of ability.
3.To kick the proverbial shit out of someone.
4.To administer a particularly rough act of sex.
5.To be the victim of an unfortunate calamity.
2.I destroyed his units and base: I owned him. I have just owned a noob.
3.He got owned, he had to have 100 stitches.
4.Jane came up to my room and I owned her like a noob.
5.A meteorite has just hit my house so now I feel owned.
Comment 2: DAMN!!!! I OWN THIS PIC FER SUR
MY COMMENT: STFU YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS YOU LOOK HOT OR YOU LOOK UGLY