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An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.
A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer. Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal. The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom. God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2) Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3) What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom) Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach) Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card... Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying. This is an own goal perk. I quit coach... Perk! Perk! |
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