Fat-virus infectabilty!
Medical research has discoverd two virii (AD-36/ SHAM-1), that are now blamed for obesity! It's said that these virii can be contracted via air-passages (breathing or setting next to a fat person!), and like smoking ('passive smoking' makes you 'ill'), passive overeating can get you fat!
Also called 'infectobesity' (infectious obesity).
I ain't fat, so there's no possibility that you can become a passive overeating butterball, Meg! Come'ere pootiepie, teach me how to dance!
the government making people think about sexual activity through your senses to get people to spend more cash. In ancient times couples didn’t have vaginal intercourse frequently and there were no condoms.