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1. Constapenio
A man which is a small skinny man but have a oversized penis for his body. This makes him bottom heavy causing him to walk funny, and could cause several problems for the male whilst having sexual intercourse. hence the word CONSTAPENIO
Constapenio - Jack was having sex with Polly and his body collapsed as his penis was too powerful for his body to take this is becuase of his (Constapenio).
2. baby penis
An oversized clitoris that resembles the penis of an infant.
Chad: "I was going down on this chick last night and she totally had a baby penis, brah!"

Brad: "Duuuude! Gross!"
3. Indo-Aryan Penis
Caucasoid Indo-Aryan male sex organ. Slightly smaller than other Aryans (eg. the Irano-Aryan & Luso-Asian),
all Arya-Lingas are in turn dwarfed by the Negro-Dravidian mean. Thus, the ancient Prakrit & Sanskrit sexologists found that the 3 Indo-Aryan types (the "White" Hare's Brahmin Penis, the "Red" Deer-Buck's Kshatriya Penis & the "Yellow" Bull's Vaishya Penis) average 6, 8 & 10 unglees (fingerwidths) (4.5, 6 & 7.5 inches) respectively. These all, however, are in turn below the "Black" Stallion's Shudra-Lingam of 12 unglees (9 in) (Ananga-Ranga, 3.1).

Protestant-Victorian studies support these results: "The Kama Sutra divides men into 3 classes, according to the
length of their lingam
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4. Dravidian Penis
Legendary sex organ of the Negroid-Australoid Dravidian male, scientifically proven to be larger than the Aryan Penis. Indeed, Negro-Dravidians cluster with Negro Sudanese as having the largest penises of mankind. Thus, according to a study of 301 Dravidian Blacks in Kochi, Kerala: "Mean erected length was found to be 13.01 cm & erected circumference was 11.46 cm." ("Penile length & circumference: an Indian study", K Promodu et al. Int J Impotence Res 19 (2007): 558-563). This matches the Nigerians: "The mean full-stretch penile length of the Nigerian Blacks was 13.37cm & the mean flaccid length was 9.36cm. Similar studies reported full-stretch penile lengths of 12.50cm in Italians, 12.18cm in Greeks, 9.6cm in Koreans, ... & 12.45cm in the American Caucasians ... The penile length for Nigerian Blacks was longer than those of the other races." ("'Oversized' Penile Length In The Black People; Myth Or Reality" JC Orakwe, GU Ebuh. Tropical J Medical Res 11.1 (2007): 16-18.)

Knowledge of Dravidian phallic magnitude has a hoary history, going back to the Rig-Vedic "sishna-de...
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5. Shudra Penis
Legendary sex organ of a Shudra male, historically famed for its huge size & erectile stamina. Traditionally considered the largest type of penis known to mankind, it has long been proven to be much bigger than the Aryan Penis.

After millenia of measurements, Prakrit & Sanskrit sexologists determined the Shudra Penis to be the largest in the 4-fold Penis Caste System, averaging an imposing 9 inches (12 angulis): "Ushvah (stallion man), the most coarse & vulgar of the group. He is worthless & indolent save for propagating his kind. Being the counterpart of Hustinee & of the servile {ie. Shudra} caste, he has adorning his body a nine to ten-inch, wrist-thick tassel {penis}; & his seminal water flows like the Ganges in flood." (`The Jewel in the Lotus', Allen Edwardes. NY: Julian Press, 1959, p.60). Hence, the Sudra caste (a great part of the Dravidoid or Negroid-Australoid race) is denominated "Vrishala
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6. Zakk Fetter
If you're name is Zakk Fetter than you're obviously the epitome of man. Chances are that you are smart, witty, and extremely funny. You're good at everything but not amazing at anything. Attractiveness may not be your strong suit but you definately know how to treat a lady and could be called a "die hard" romantic. People also usually have a strong urge to talk about your oversized penis, but you usually just shrug them off. You probably have a tiny sister named Amanda, and a suprisingly even smaller one named Samye. Your dog's name is Floyd, and i know where you live. I'm watching you!
Time to kill that Zakk Fetter Guy.
7. connor moore
complete sex beast. amazing at anything he tries. has the largest penis and everytime someone has one bigger than his, his magically grows another inch. once a lady sets eyes on him they want to be in his pants. the most amazing thing to ever roam tis wonderful planet
Hey look, it is Connor Moore! Damn he is hot!

I want his extremely oversized penis! NOW!
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