| 29. | mexicuted | ||
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The result of overeating too much Mexican food. Bro 1: C'mon, let's go to the taco truck!
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted. |
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| 30. | Carbocide | ||
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To eat many fatty high-carb foods when depressed. Lutz- What are you doing?
Bruno- I'm committing carbocide! |
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| 31. | Foma | ||
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Food Coma. To need a nap after eating large amounts of food. After Thanksgiving dinner I slipped into a heavy foma.
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| 32. | Gits | ||
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Gastro-intestinal toxic shock. It's that horribly bloated and alarmingly painful feeling you get after eating way more than your body can handle. I totally got the gits last night after wolfing down that family sized chicken finger platter.
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| 33. | Gits | ||
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Gastro-intestinal toxic shock. It's that horribly bloated and alarmingly painful feeling you get after eating way more than your body can handle. I totally got the gits last night after wolfing down that family sized chicken finger platter.
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| 34. | turkey coma | ||
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The inevitable and unavoidable nap that occurs about 45 minutes after gorging one's self on a Thanksgiving Day turkey feast and 15 minutes into a traditional, holiday football game. The cause of this an amino acid called L-Tryptophan which turkey meat has in abundance. Where's Daddy? I haven't seen him since Thanksgiving dinner.
He inhaled two full plates of roast turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn and yams smothered in gravy then sat down by the fireplace to watch the Packers-Lions. The poor bastard fought like hell, but could only make it to the 2nd quarter before succumbing to a full-blown turkey coma. |
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| 35. | gwedge | ||
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noun: A human being of any age that eats until he or she passes out or falls into a food coma. Also someone who eats uncontrollably.
verb: to eat uncontrollably or to eat until passing out or falling into a food coma; to eat a large amount in one sitting She's such a gwedge - don't invite her to the party or she'll eat all your food. (noun usage)
I'm so hungry I could die - I might as well go home and gwedge myself into a coma. (verb usage) |
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