|43.||to roll you over the bump|
To take the upper hand in a situation,
by forcing the other person to face the
consequences of your actions.
Another way of saying:
to win by making someone else the loser
to give someone the losing hand
to give someone the raw end of the deal
to give someone the short end of the stick
to give someone the runaround
to give someone the shortest straw
to give someone the shaft
to take someone to the bank
to take someone to the cleaners
to really take a bath on this one
to pull one over on someone
to kick a friend in the nuts
to get your back scratched but not scratch theirs
to bend someone over the barrel
to have someone's balls in a sling
to do someone from behind without a reach around
Two friends riding in a car in the dark
come upon a speed bump, and the driver,
with a bit of regret in his voice,
apologetically tells the passenger:
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to roll you over the bump on this one."
It can be used in any situation where one person
tells another that they are going to take the advantage,
and the other person is going to pay the penalty.
|44.||Head over feet|
A term used to describe the feeling of falling in love.
Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet. Cuz I love you for all that you are.
|45.||Parker Over Here|
When somebody participates in the act of attempting to duplicate a once funny joke, or create their own funny joke, and completely fail. This saying can be used when a complete idiot (i.e. parker) tries to fit in with the group in order to obtain some form of popularity or acceptance because his hairy arms permit him otherwise.
Do not be fooled by 'Parkers'. Make sure to identify a parker ASAP if he is trying to be funny.
Parker: What you get when you cross an owl, and a bunjee cord?
Parker: My ass! Hahahaah
Scott: Wow, parker over here...
Parker: what do you mean?
Scott: I mean you are a parker, not funny, ugly, annoying and gay.
Parker: How dare you say that about me!
Scott: Well its true... fag...
Parker: Well.. its just..
Scott: It's just... a durr durr, just what you fag?!
Parker: Well you never take me out anymore. I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN AGAIN.
Scott: This relationship is over, fag... Don't talk to me, or try to do claymation with me.
Parker: (runs away crying)
Nick: Wow, parker over there..
1. Generally performed by two males, the cross over involves the first male placing both hands inside his partner's pants - one over the buttocks, and one placed firmly over the groin. The male's partner returns this action, so that both arms cross over. This is typically performed in public, as a statement of pride in one's relationship. Experienced couples often resume walking while performing the cross-over, though this is a difficult technique and not recommended to beginners.
2. A dribbling technique used in basketball to change the dribbling direction quickly.
1. "Bob, we've been together for several months now...it's time we performed the cross-over."
2. "That's a brilliant cross-over by Kobe Bryant, he dumbfounded the other team there!"
bent and not straight, bent over from the waist
The term "bent over" is used when being physically punished, or for a position used to gain entry to the vagina or anus for sex. Also when a person is being used, treated badly or taken advantage of.
When I was young and very naughty I was bent over my father's knee and spanked.
If ever my boyfriend comes home at lunchtime, I know I'll be bent over the kitchen table and shagged.
|48.||over a barrel|
Term used to describe being taken advantage of.For example if you are locked out of your house and need a locksmith to get you inside he can charge you what ever he wants and you have to pay,because you need to get up in your crib.Hence you are over a barrel gettin yo ass raped by this mother fucker.
I took my car into the shop today and the fuckin grease monkey had me over a barrel,cause I needed my ride to go pick up my ho.
|49.||The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog|
A sentence that contains every word in the alphabet. When selecting a font in Windows, Microsoft uses it so you can see every example of a letter being used instead of using ABCDEFG... they use The quick brown fox jumpes over the lazy dog.
I'm going to check out a new font I installed on Windows. "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog". Oh, that's how the font looks like on each letter.